he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
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Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
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She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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