You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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