I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
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We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Just invented taco cereal.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
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I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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