I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
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i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
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Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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