Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
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chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
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I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
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