he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
You have to summon your inner elephant
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Cover your peen. We're going out.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Help. Why am I so naked?
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