and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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