Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
As shirtless as possible
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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