ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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