I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
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At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
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They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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