ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
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RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
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Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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