ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
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He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
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I think I accidentally invented a religion.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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