u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
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Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
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VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
how drunk are you?
Several
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