The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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