you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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