ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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