will power is for people who don't want to get laid
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
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I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
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Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
So vagazzling was a success
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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