NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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