And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
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I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
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I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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