would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
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I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
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Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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