Why are handjobs necessary in class?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
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We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
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I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I want a musical about memes.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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