I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
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I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
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When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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