kristin has been a bad kristin
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
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went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
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When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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