So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
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I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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