But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
thus making me awesome and them whores
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
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what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
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He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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