That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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