i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
You can't motorboat a personality
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
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Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
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I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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