It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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