Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Randomize
