Don't you send me to vm
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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