I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
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so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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