I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I miss vodka workout Fridays
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
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Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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