We're like a lot better than the average bears
love makes seman taste better
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
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drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
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I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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