You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
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Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
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I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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