Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
