I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
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My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
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Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
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So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.