So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor