And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
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she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
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I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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