belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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