i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
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either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
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and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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