the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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