a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
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he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
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It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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