try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Terrible idea I love it
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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