Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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