Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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