THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
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Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
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I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I have already put on my inside pants.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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