i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
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Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
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I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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