I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
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