Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
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well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
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My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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