I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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