I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
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You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
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I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Everclear isn't food dammit
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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