Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
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The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
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She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
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