i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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