This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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